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What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.
I can't believe how happily married she is- its a sure case of webbed bliss---and she met him on the internet!
when internet daters tie the knot- can be the actual ceremony or the state...the state of cyberimony
Without thinking highly either of men or of cyberimony,
Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.
I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.
1π 1π
A social network dating site. Play off of meat market.
That site is such a meet market. I took my profile down- the whole process creeps me out.
3π 1π
an email written at 4:00 am when one is still asleep. This kind of email one cannot be held responsible for.
I sleemailed my matchdate this morning, now he thinks I am too serious.
A person, often a child, that becomes so overcome with all the attention that they lose their composure and become rude and selfish and behave poorly on their birthday.
Did you see your grandchild? She became such a birthday brat at her party. She was screaming and throwing a tantrum in front of everybody!
12π 6π
What you say in line at the grocery store when you don't want any cash back.
No, just charge me the zactamount- I don't want any cash back.