One Man Bukkake Show

(n.) won•mæn•boo•kock•key•sh•oh | One Man Bukkake Show: almost like a type of reverse gangbang where as instead of several people bending over one person, it’s one person bending over several people.

—— *can be used as a metaphor

(n.) a victory against great odds

“Damn, he rolled up on all y’all & just went full one One Man Bukkake Show & shut all y’all down by himself”

“Damn, he rolled up on y’all & just came so much on all y’all’s faces it was the amount of like 10 men! He’s a One Man Bukkake Show!”

trappercreeper

1. (n.) trap•per•cree•per — a hollowed out book or a pocket binder/folder of sorts to be used as storage for contraband

2. (n.) — one who operates and oversees the trap house they dwell in & never leave

3. (n.) — a sketchy, skiivy individual who will most certainly slip something in yer drink

“Persephone! Have you seen my trappercreeper? I can’t find it & it has all the ketamine I was going to take with me tonight to the Gorge.”

“Randall, get the fuck out and off the front lawn before I maim yer margarine ass! Don’t be comin’ ‘round this here traphouse!”

“Hi, my names Keith & I like yer teeth…”

dickgif

(n) • dickgif: much like a dickpic but with a modern & innovative approach where you create gifs from dickpics

Nice tits, here’s a dickgif.

dickflush

1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach

“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”

hiccumps

(n) hiccups one develops after swallowing cum

Since you can’t stop burping up my cum, have tried holding your breath? I hear it really helps if you have hiccumps.

dangersnack

(n): drugs, typically the gnarlier ones which have a higher likelihood of addiction issues

Ayeeee! Wussuh, my dood? Today can suck a dick, I need to get fucked up - got any dangersnacks?

blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”