slaptastic

A great pornagraphic experience.

That Jenna Jammison video was certainly slaptastic.

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shawshank exemption

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

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belly chowder

The result of an amorous encounter with a cousin.

I made some belly chowder to avoid getting in trouble with Uncle Reese.

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whackworthy

Any object, thought or activity that inspires the need to "know onesself"

Anna in that plaid skirt was definitely whackworthy.

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pound puppy

The act of engaging a woman with loose and hanging vulva in coitus.

I was looking for Ms. Right but I found a pound puppy instead.

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