Random
Source Code
Random
When a lesbian decides she is straight and starts dating men.
She used to date women, but she committed lesbicide and dates guys now
16π 3π
When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
Sudden Attack of Diarrhea, often brought on by eating too many chicken wings or other greasy foods. A S.A.D. attack requires an immediate and explosive trip to the bathroom.
After eating two dozen wings I was feeling really S.A.D. and had to take a dump immediately.
2π 1π
A Lesfro is a no-nonsense hair style often sported by middle aged lesbians. It resembles a mullet, but is curly and poofy, often the result of a home perm. The style was / is popular among lesbians with physically active jobs, like police officers, tennis pros, gym teachers, etc. The top of a Lesfro could be shorter than the back, but it was never cropped, and the curl added a touch of femininity... sort of.
Jo on the 80's tv show The Facts Of Life had a fantastic lesfro in the later seasons.
It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"
A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.
As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.
35π 11π