PDTPD

Acronym for Put Down That Phone and Dance.
It comes from an Ellen Degeneres' monologue about sexting.

while sexting
PDTPD
Put Down that phone and dance!

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.