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Cuck Box

A cuck box is used by a person wanting to watch his wife get fucked by his next door neighbor and not be allowed to touch his own dick. A cuck box is a device that is a forward mounted genital diversion device. This device consists of cardboard box of no specific size, however a minimum size to generously accommodate the male genitals without touching the enclosure is required. This device is worn by cutting a hole in the center of one side of the box. The male genital are placed inside, and the device is attached to the body. It is up to the user to decide how to affix the device to the body, some of the best methods are duct tape, Velcro, and leather strap. Prior to the wearer's wife engaging in intercourse with a third party the cuck box is firmly attached to the 'cuck' as to prevent any access his own genitals.

Wife - Trevor is on his way over, you'd better strap on your cuck box before he pulls in the driveway. No touching your dick this moment forward.

cuck - yes dear

by analbabes April 8, 2018


Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"

Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.

by analbabes May 20, 2021


Mexican Hat Dance

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

by analbabes April 8, 2018


German Hat Dance

This is like a Mexican hat dance. You have four people making a circle with a pivot person in the middle. One person is fisting from behind (German knuckle cake) while the person is front is servicing the other side. The other 2 people sit idle and wait for the rotation every 5 minutes. The view from above resembles a swastika.

You know it takes five nazis to pull off a German Hat Dance.

by analbabes April 8, 2018


Rusty Dragon

Following the act of anal sex, and in a traditional ass-to-mouth fashion, the "giver" of the rusty dragon forgoes the spray-on-the-face money shot and goes for deep throat relief. He then holds on to her head so she can't pull away subsequently the ejaculate shoots in her mouth, and it comes out her nostrils - she bears the Angry Dragon moniker however with a rusty outcome!

That chick from the bar last night couldn't find enough mouthwash after she was violated with the Rusty Dragon!

by analbabes January 20, 2012

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