fleet

attempting to one-up someone in a dick measuring contest (whether intentionally or subconsciously). usually making the fleeter look like an ass

guy 1-"i was sooo drunk last night. I can't believe i didn't get arrested."

guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."

guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"

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