Portuguese drywall

The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.

"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"

"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."

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Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.

I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.

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