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Someone who orders too many dresses online.
Janiqua is on a first-name basis with the delivery truck driver at work. She's been gownloading again.
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Of or pertaining to a complete and utter mess, shambles, construct, mash-up, or fashion blunder. Completely jacked-up, in every sense, exuding the worst possible version of itself.
Uh, Francine, that science project has some serious janktitude. You're totally gonna get an F-.
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Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment
Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.
John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.
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Your Netflix queue is backed up with too many shows to watch and you don't have time for them all. Then you add more shows to the queue and never have time to watch them all.
I've got fifteen shows in my Netflix queue and you're recommending MORE to watch? Dude I'm getting Netflixtipation.
Your Netflix queue has fifteen shows in the queue and someone recommends another show to watch, backing it up even further.
I've already got a buttload of shows in my queue man. Quit recommending more shows. You're giving me Netflixtipation.