Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

phaser

Someone who is experiencing or who has experienced "the phase" in which he or she is temporarily attracted to the same sex.
See also yestergay.

"Yeah, he fooled around with my friend james a little bit... but it turned out he was just a phaser"

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