Kolos

These kind of persons are typically blessed with an unexplainable obsession of communism. They likely have at least 2 nuclear launch keys from the former USSR in their reach. They only and only trust 3 individuals from their environment as friends. The only advantage of being one is that there's less chance for you to be purged out.

Under their rigid and strict look, they hide a lot of kindness, do not be deceived.

person: Hey, do you happen to own a soviet nuclear launch key?
Kolos: yes