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when you get a hard shell taco to go, but the shell is destroyed by the moisture in the packaging.
dude, i was pumped to eat my taco when i got home, but couldn't because it had severe taco rot
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it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.
i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.
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when two or three special french fries (curly, crisscut, or onion rings) end up in your order of regular fries.
my wife was pissed when i ordered the regular fries, but when they came she was happy because there were a few rogue fries mixed in.
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it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad
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