Right-ass

A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.

“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”

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Twitterpated

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

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