drama

futurama said it all.
"an attempt to impress the same sex"

think of your own. your big drama lover if you can't...

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Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

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your ancestor

the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason

uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?

Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)

uncool dude: your ancestor

jim: what the hell was that?

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pie pants

1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.

2) a real cool invention

ummm, pie pants...

...and that's how pie pants saved the world

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