lively

the maiden name of the post-modern heretic lesbian with marital ties to the devil and Adolf themselves. Truly a low point in American civilization. see also: dirty trick used to lure unsuspecting students into the devil's layer.

"I got a note from ms. Lively. I guess I'll go...It's sicola, hide my eyes holy crap my dick fell off of my body.

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crummy

when something ain't that great; also a teen girl squad group saying as well as death word.

"Kristina looks burnt or dead."
"Crummy!"
"Crummy!"
"wOOt!...I mean Crummy!"

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duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by

"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

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pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

gross country

Similar to cross country, but instead of normal people running...it is morbidly obese people running (or at least attempting to). A horrifying and unpopular face melting spectacle.

Congratulations fatty, you are the gross country champion. Look at the trail of vomit behind you!

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Super Fag

beanie wearing, salad tossing, non-mormon with very gay tendencies.

"Super fag totally just checked out my ass!"

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Cheming

When someone cannot spell their own name, they resort to cheming

"2nd block Calc..... Cheming, there you go"

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