Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

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faith no more

A very creative and talented band that originated from San Fransisco in around 1983. The band's musical output was enhanced by continuous tensions in the group that seemingly resulted in the members trying to 'outdo each other' creatively; leading to some very excellent music. Faith No More played almost every style of music from lounge to death metal, with their typical sound having funky bass, distored guitar riffs, energetic drumming, clever keyboards and catchy lyrics and singing. Faith No More dissolved in 1997 and the members are currently involved in other exciting outfits.

The best Faith No More album is 'Angel Dust', but it is probably best to start with 'Who Cares A Lot? The Greatest Hits'.

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scab

1. Verb: to obtain a good or money from someone for free by asking them.

2. Noun: a person who frequently obtains goods/money from others for free by asking them. See also 'tightarse'.

(Australian slang.)

1. "Don't invite Rob to the party, he'll just scab drinks off everyone."

2. "That guy is such a scab!"

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cadbury

1. A manufacturer of chocolates. Their famous slogan is that each of their blocks of chocolate contains 'a glass and a half of millk.'
2. A person who is easily affected by alcohol. This is based on the Cadbury 'glass and a half' slogan (ie: it only takes this person a glass and a half to get drunk!)

1. "I just had some Cadbury chocolate. Nice stuff'
2. "Haha, that girl is such a cadbury."

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