Gonzalez

A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.

Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.

Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!

Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!

(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)