table girl

a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.

they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.

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get ignant

When a decent intelligent family lives in the inner city but occasionally when dealing with street, uneducated people in their daily lives, they are forced to 'get ignant' or go down to their level so they can survive.

Jawanda had to get ignant with Mary the other day over getting her son's baseball gloves back.

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wuh-ho

Whoa, when separated into two clearly defined syllables. It's hard to explain when you would use this, but it gets used often. It is used to signify shock or surprise at someone else's slightly innapropriate or awkward comment in most situations.

Ted: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish we could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy.

Dad: Wuh-ho, son! You're sounding a little gay there!

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mi vida loca

Spanish for My Crazy Life (meaning the gang life), and can be translated as three dots in a triangle shape, that a lot of Latino gangbangers get in a tattoo by their eye or between their thumb and index finger.

Mi Vida Loca is a movie about Mexican gangbangers.

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one second

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.

Hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!

Uh, one second...

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the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.

typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.

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Ja Fool

Ja Fool is a dis on Ja Rule.

Jimmy: Hey Tyrie, did you get the awesome new CD from Ja Rule? I got so jiggy with it that I almost broke a toe!

Tyrie: yo fake ass you listen to ja fool? bitch!

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