Chad

Def. 1. Chad- Noun. a person, male, that thinks he is the best- at anything and everything. Their skewed self-perception fills them with a false sense of sophistication and intelligence.
Outfitted in the latest fashion trend- Often polos, striped button-up shirts, sea shell necklaces etc. a Chad may be spotted sporting a fake tan, bleached teeth and gelled hair.

Due to their common love of beer pong, shity acoustic guitar playing, possible Frat house background and generally annoying, repulsive demeanor they are often confused with a Bro.

Chads often manage to attract good-looking but self-conscious girlfriends or "Place-Holders" by talking down to them and endlessly spouting off at the mouth about their own accomplishments.

Def. 2. Chad- (The Country) Geographical name. Officially the Republic of Chad, a country in central Africa.

Def. 3. Chad- (Paper) Noun. Fragments of paper created when holes are punched in paper, cardboard etc. Similar to confetti.

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Setting- House Warming Party:

Chad #1: "Oh darn! All the Bree is gone! Well, I guess I'll play my guitar for everyone in the middle of the living room."
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Setting- The Club:

Chad #2: "Hey baby, are those Fendi glasses?"
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Setting- House Party:

Chad #3: "Who wants to play beer pong?!?"
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Setting- In the mall:

Chad #4: "Hey let's stop by Abercrombie and Fitch, then I need to go buy some hair gel."

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