mancovery

achievement of full recovery from a relationship or a self-eclipsing crush or infatuation.

Although I once had a huge crush on the guy, Facebook stalked him and dreamt of bearing his children, I've finally made a full mancovery.

party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.

You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."

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