lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

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