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Laura

The type of person who won't let you sleep in your own bed over Christmas holiday because her Golden Child and his missus and need a larger mattress...but won't give up her queen size bed

Molly: hey are you coming home for Christmas?
Abbi: yes, but I'm not allowed to sleep in my own bed!
Molly: why?
Abbi: laura

by angrybrokenbackneednicemattres December 22, 2021