angry bear

taking a shit in a public bathroom urinal

He was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.

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roll a dildo in glitter

A metaphor for spending a lot of time making something that in the end is useless.

"You could spend months meticulously constructing a clipper ship piece by piece in a glass bottle. Or, you could do the Republican method and just roll a dildo in glitter."

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