Young Life

A Christian organization for high school students they call Young Life but that really ought to be called Popular Kids Getting Together To Do Stupid Shit and Pretend To Learn About a God Who Probably Doesn't Even Exist. The leaders go on and on about how Jesus accepts people as they are and loves everone equally, yet they have no problem with the fact that at a lot of schools it's only the richest, prettiest, and most athletic kids that go. These kids might not necessarily be bullies, but they sure as hell don't give a fuck how a fat, greasy-haired, socially awkward girl who's never had a boyfriend feels about the work of fiction that is the bible. Unless you've been on your school's homecoming court or have friends who have, don't bother stepping into one of their meetings, which do resemble that of a cult.

Tyler: Okay everybody, tonight's the first night of Young Life so if you're socially acceptable be sure to come!"
Haley: Tyler!
Tyler: Okay, sorry, just kidding, anybody can come. (Whispers to Haley) Anyone accept for Madison that is.

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