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Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

by anilism March 29, 2019


anilist

A true, yet passionate believer in the art of anilism. This person is very dedicated to anilism.

A believer and follower

trust the process
u won't
no balls
u know u wanna

person: hey, what is your religion?
anilist: hmmm it more of an art... IT'S ANILISM
person: can I join?!?
Anilist: you must go through the trials as follows...

1. be a bot

2. be bad at badminton, hockey and baseball.... AND FORTNITE MOBILE
person: sure, i can do that
anilist: lets pee on each other now
person: sure, lets go ahead!!!

by anilism March 29, 2019

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