auron

a man you do not fuck with, if you see him with a jug not full of booze you must fill it yourself or face his sober rage. This is a man who should have died but told the reaper he wasn't drunk enough for that and came back. The only reason he decided to finally die was because the booze was gone and he heard that hades had some aged scotch for him, that and he couldn't take Tidus' constant whining

(person sees auron without alcohol): hey you want my Texas mickey of vodka?

yes you have earned you're right to keep your life and now get one favor

person: praise be to Auron

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