One level below the hasbeen, a wasn'tbeen is a kook who also poses as a hasbeen, the main difference being, the wasn'tbeen never was, but the hasbeen has...
"That dude Gary is such a wasn'tbeen."
A message written with a sharpie marker on the inside of a woman's panties, and then sent via mail to a secret, or not so secret admirer.
"I just got the nicest pantygram from my next door neighbor!"
A human being who is unmistakably also a moron.
"Did you hear that humoron trying to rationalize his vote for Trump?"
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The opposite of writers block, causes a continuous flow of poorly written content. Usually occurs in the final hours of a deadline, and is often linked with over exposure to social media sites.
An misdiagnosed case of wordarrhea can simultaneously destroy the reputation, and career of the unaware author.
Grabbing your skateboard by the nose, rail, or tail in preparation to do an aerial while still riding across the flats.
"That kookjust did another earlygrab in the kiddie bowl."
More than a smirk, but not quite a smile. Also, when Urkel smiles.
Wipe that smirkle off your face before I do it for you!