boyperson

the undefined relationship that floats between a random hookup and a boyfriend... a synonym for the verb 'dealing'

setting: a party

person 1: where's julie?
person 2: oh, she's off with mark
person 1: has he asked her out yet? they've been hooking up for a few weeks now
person 2: no, he's still just her boyperson

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rumnesia

the memory loss that follows heavy alcohol consumption, i.e. rum.

person one: fuck man, i don't remember anything from last night!
person two: same! we got a serious case of rumnesia.