BASIS

the sickness of all evil...if u go there u must be an insane be otch ok im done

wut school do u go to?
basis scottsdale
where is that?
um....i dunno

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pipes

Instruments used when smokin' the herb.

"Dude, I've broken six pipes this year."

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penis enlarger

a device used to make a small penis a lot bigger.

"Damn your penis is tiny why don't you try out this penis enlarger!"

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swamp ass

The unfortunate and revolting flatulence that can result from poor dietary choices.

After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.

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cat-lady

Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.

"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."

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tbd

stands for "to be decided."

person 1: "where is the party?"
person 2: "TBD"

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dog maze

a path where snow has been cleared for a dog to go for a walk.

A branch fell into the dog's dog maze.

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