E-Town

A slang term for the LEAST ghetto town in the United States of America, Elmhurst, IL. Also referred to as "The Hurst".

E-Town, is THE town.

Elmhurst is a lovely community in DuPage county Illinois. Everyone here is well off, and just likes to pretend that their "gangstas". In reality, this is far from the truth.

Rich White Kid: I'm from E-town
Real Gangster: Say what?
Rich White Kid: You heard me G
Real Gangster: Where the f*** is that bro?

*Rich White Kid gets shanked with a rusty spork*

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