lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

ring boosting

The act of exp boosting in gears of war 2. Heres how to do it:

#1:find a match of social king of the hill.

#2:Upon entering, swing a smoke grenade to signal that you want to boost.

#3: one team stay in the circle while the other enters and exits continuously.

#4: Repeat with opposite team.

#5: Watch out for those level 100 bastards that will try to ruin it for you. Have another level 100 as a guard.

#6: This is not bad boosting. Getting to rank 100 will supposedly get you all golden guns in gears 3. Who doesn't want golden guns?

#7: Try to resist the temptation of blowing raam's head off until the end of the round.

#8: If you want to rank up fast the epic games way, play the boring ass tickers only horde they've had for ages.

#9: I bet call of duty fans will prevent this from being published, because "all boosting is bad".

I need to do some ring boosting before gears 3 comes out.

homefront

A first person shooter/war simulator about a future war between U.S.A and Korea. It's a damn fun game with awesome 32 person multiplayer and great weapons,equipment and vehicles. The problem is that if you have a laggy connection, the game can turn into a pain in the ass. The hit detection will be innacurate, you will do some bouncing but not too much and some times people will out gun you due to bullshit. Being a low rank kinda sucks because of the early weps, but it gets better as you rank up. Remote control drones are fun as hell.

homefront ftw.

32👍 25👎

gnasher

The only weapon in the gears of war series that the community won't bitch about. WARNING: equipping the gnasher shotgun automatically turns you into a try hard and every excuse you have for getting owned will be based on the gnasher.

P.S: Apparently, assualt rifles are for noobs now. -_-

tryhard: *fires gnasher three times and misses every shot*

mentally stable gamer: *revs chainsaw and kills try hard*

tryhard: OMFG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHERE'S UR GNASHER BITCH!!

mentally stable gamer: Oh please...

27👍 15👎

you wanna get dead?

A goofy way to warn someone of the concequences if something is not done or they are in trouble.

guy 1: damnit I forgot about that project.

guy 2: but it's due today.

guy 1: whatever.

guy 2: you wanna get dead?

guy 1: 0.0

3👍 2👎

in game spray

The ability for other players to spray pictures on the walls from funny ones to disgusting furry and hentai sprays. This is common in tf2. If you want to spray something, please be reasonable. Don't spray your gross fetish sprays, no one needs to see them.

I'm going to try out my new nyan cat in game spray.