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Big Man Love

A mental disorder with physical appearance-related discriminatory origins, similar to heightism in which a taller/bigger man can't bring himself to respect a proficient yet smaller man (and is unfriendly, ignorant, disrespectful or obnoxious to), but is openly considerate and chummy to men his size or taller... whom might or might not be proficient. A common condition affecting all workings of male pecking orders, but usually more openly evident behavior in teenage males, gang culture, young adults and Business professionals. Scientists believe it to be a pass-down of "primitive instincts" where the bigger men of old protected their tribe from wild animals and trespassing rivals from neighboring tribes, so were collectively deemed higher status than the smaller males.

"Nigel was a small man of 5ft6, the most talented and influential man at work, yet he was overlooked for promotion to a leadership role in favor of James, 6ft2, who's credentials and work flow weren't nearly as on a par. I guess Nigel's bosses had a case of Big Man Love."

"The all-male Engineering class disregarded Rupert, 5ft3, when they where asked to form groups of six for the college assignment."

by anodious September 20, 2009

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Height Queen

A female that only considers tall men as potential suitors, totally disregarding a potential mate that isn't tall even if they happen to be taller than her and have a more compatible personality than the taller men.

Usually a Height Queen will pen down "must be 5ft10+" or "must be 6ft+" on their dating personals.

Dave: Hey Sarah why did you pass up on Rob? He really likes you and you have to admit you both have a lot in common. He's really down about it.

Sarah: Because he's too short. He's really sweet n' all but I just wasn't attracted to him.

Dave: Short?? He's like 5ft9 and your 5ft3. He's taller than you by a considerable amount! Are you a Height Queen or something?

Sarah: I only date men over 6 feet tall, shallow I know but I can't help it, that's just the way I feel, sorrrryyyyy. Whats a Height Queen?

by anodious October 8, 2009

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