DFL

dick fucking lips. Thick and juicy lips that are good for blowjobs.

damn that bitch had DFLs

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coonass

an american white girl who thinks she's better than every black guy in town and then gets busted real hard and ends up with her ankles in the air.

She tried to pull that coonass shit on me like I'M stupid.

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squoze

incorrect past tense of the word squeeze. The correct word should be "squeezed". I am sure that there are silly crazy people (some of their names start with the letter C) that believe this word is a real word.

Cara believes that she squoze my arm.

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lakatos

Dirty old teacher that likes sheep

That Lakatos is dirty and old!

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jutz

From the slang Spanish jots, derived from joto, meaning someone who is a homosexual.

Look at the way that jutz is walking!

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Honky Dory

Everything is all good

Yeah I got that done, it’s all honky dory

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condom

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

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