Exquellent

Exquisitely excellent.

"That blumpkin was exquellent, Dear."

*villain turns to minion* "...exquellent, Maurice. Exquellent."

Doonch

To enter a conversation in progress, the subject of which you know nothing about, and subsequently derail the discussion with an irrelevant opinion.

"We were having the most enlightening discussion about Futanari when this bro rolled up, and I just knew he was going to doonch."

"I bet they are having an interesting conversation, but I am afraid I will doonch."

"The ice cream social seemed to be going so well, that is until Mr. Chucklefuck had to come along and doonch literally every conversation he could find."

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Boxtume

Noun. Any outfit or apparel consisting primarily of cardboard, specifically cardboard boxes.

Alternate forms:

Boxtuming: the act of crafting boxtumes.
Boxtumer: one who specialises in boxtuming.

Due to her raging period bloat, Ellen decided to wear a boxtume to the Halloween party.

Exquellent boxtuming Clarence! You are hands down the coolest dude on our LARP crew!

Celia has always excelled as a boxtumer due to her access to raw materials from her parent's convenience store.

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

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