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When you're with a guy and he unexpectedly takes out his penis
Jessica: So I was with Brian last night, just chilling at his house, when he Whip-a-Dicked me.
Emily: What the fuck!?! No way!
Jessica: I know right! But I told him I wasn't into him like that. Sorry, not sorry.
Place you want to complain about when you have no life, home, or friends.
I'm going to bash Plano because I'm a puss who will have no rammifications for what I say on the internet!
A hawaiian t-shirt wearing nun. Alternatively, a stupid polock.
Wow, that lipieki is breaking the nun dress code.
Some men eat oreos twice every day
This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word
"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."
"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."
"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"
"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."
"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"
n. When a female shows a group of men her cheer, which includes a jump, and the men, resulting from the tits shaking in midair, become slightly aroused.
Ohhh man, did you see The Jiggle earlier? Dude, Brittany's tits were jumping like they had a life of their own!
A farsighted, bald chinese kid who can perform flips of many types. Also characterised as either a type of good-wierd, athletic-monkey, or a type of odd-funny.
Yo, WangChung, do that thing you just did again!
When someone has a nice ass, but you don't want to come off as an asshole trying to get some.
Rachel: He was so nice, he called me beautiful. What was weird though, is he kinda stretched the "e a u" part it almost sounded like "o's".
Christina: Oh no Rach he called you bootyful, not beautiful. He thinks you have a nice ass.
Rachel: He said what now? Oh girl thanks for telling me, avoided that real quick.