Quarryville

A small town in Lancaster where all of the wannabe hicks and yee haws go. Everybody knows everyone and everybody has an obsession with Wal-Mart. This is one of the few towns that actually enjoys newer country music. The amount of car shows and bazaars is astounding. There’s also a lot of old people there so don’t try to plan your whole life there. Everyone’s there to get out. Get out while you can before you cut the sleeves off of your shirts, wear bandanas, and wear sunglasses behind your head!!

Person 1: woah dude, check her out
Person 2: no my guy, we live in quarryville, she’ll probably end up being my cousin