Noah

Noah is nice, athletic, super funny, loves baseball and will do any thing for his girlfriend he’s one of the hottest guys you’ll ever meet and he’s definitely one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he’s a great best friend sometimes weird but we all love he weirdness he’s super friendly and is best friends with girls and guys he will cheer you up when ever your sad and is the best boy friend any girl could ever ask for if you get the chance to meet a Noah I’ll know you’ll love him the way I do. NEVER EVER let him go you’ll DEFINITELY regret it

Megan- I’m so lucky to have a Noah in my life

warthog

your piece= a hog
herpes= wartlike lesions
a piece with herpes= warthog

exhibitionist: "dude check out my warthog ! (exposes self)"

non voyeurist: (abhorrently averting eye contact) "dude that's fucking disgusting put that thing away before your insurance company becomes responsible for my lifetime valtrex prescription.

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