Doggo

A very important, serious, battle tactic corrupted by today's insufferable youth.

Youth: Yo wazzup nice doggo.
Me (with my dog) : I am not currently remaining motionless and quiet to escape detection, but thank you for the sentiment.

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Ria

The name of the girl some guy professed his love to on this site

Guy: RIA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE WITH HER

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Ali

Ali (Al-ee) is a wonderfully quirky, slightly awkward, overly nice in person (but she's actually probably talking about you behind your back) girl. She has no semblance of a fashion sense and is too awkward to function in social situations.

You should be her friend, but be super gentle and cautious about it because she WILL freak out and run the other direction.

She's also really good at writing Urban Dictionary definitions.

Person: Hey look! It's Ali! I wonder if she has a boyfriend.

Person 2: Haha nice joke man.

or

Person 1: I think Ali hates everyone she never talks to people.

Person 2: Nah man, that's just part of her charm

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Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.

Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!

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Cheese Burger

A food.

A cheese burger is a food.