Friday

Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!

Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight

Girl 2: What you gonna do?

Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!

Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!

Saturday

Saturdays are for hot sex and even more fucking. You go out on a saturday and come back with one or even two girls to fuck! Eventhough you wake up on Sunday absolutely battered!

Guy 1: Did you see Sam brought home two girls

Guy 2: Well I mean it is Saturday

Sunday

Sunday’s are for hooking up with your friends! No matter who they are, if there down fuck them! Although you must wear a condom or have a very good pull out game you don’t want any kids!

Guy: It’s sunday, you know what we do on sundays!
Girl: Yes I know what we do on sundays!

Guy: Let’s fuck!
Girl: Come here baby!

Aogan

Aogan, Usually a annoying but sometimes really funny person. Loves sports especially GAA. All the teachers hate him. He somehow pulls like fittest girls. Very much a Bros before Hoes person.

That Aogan, he’s definitely pulling with his bird.