ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
.
..
*cling clang cling clang*

arsewank

A noun. An arsewank is something that is completely and utterly shit, but not to be used in an argument as the other person will most likely just laugh shitless. It is more as a jokey insult. It is best to be used in alliteration such as:
Autistic Arsewank
Acting Arsewank
Agrippy Arsewank

you fucking arsewank
BAHAHAHAHAHA

Verity

An extremely hot girl who is also a bit of a gamer and memer. Generally average height who as soon as she breaks up with a boyfriend she will automatically find a new one due to her powers of everyone having a huge crush on her. Veritys in the wild are difficult to find and even more difficult to date, chances are you'll never find one to begin with. But once you have, definitely go for it as this will most likely be the only one you find in life.

Veritys tend to have a major flaw of breaking people's hearts due to her behaviour of constantly dumping and rejecting people. Very high likelihood that if you find one (already rare to begin with) she will either friendzone or dump you upon a couple months of dating.

Yo, is that a Verity?
I think it is, go talk to her dude!
Is your name Verity?
no
o h