hewlett

An obnoxious, tacky town on Long Island. Everyone here tries so hard to impress their neighbor that they forget how passe and unbecoming they appear. It's not that those in Hewlett have that much money, they just like to wave it in your face.

"Have you seen that girl with the chalcedony Yurman necklace? She's from Hewlett. Her nose is plastic. Her house is contemporary. Her BMW is leased. Ew."

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