A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
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n.
ttwick - A search engine for social media. Results are real-time, contextual, geo-statistical, and platform agnostic
v.
To ttwick- The act of using the ttwick search engine to search for sentiment and opinion (vs. facts)
The name is derived from putting a social media "twist" on a market "tick"
v."If you don't know what the conventional wisdom is of something, ttwick it"
"It's great that when I Google something, I get all the links to professionally published sites that more or less tell me facts, but when I want to know what people think and feel about anything, I just ttwick it, and I get a real-time snapshot taken that moment from Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc."