sox

Having sex with your socks on.

"I had sox with Jeff last night."

"Ew, isn't that awkward? Socks always make a guy's naked legs look so stumpy."

"Yeah, but it was so cold and we were super-horny so we couldn't be bothered taking them off."

"Oh, well I guess that's understandable."

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exmasturbate

From the word exacerbate: to make a situation worse through masturbation.

"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."

"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"

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dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."