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Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
Wilta can seem really nice but then turn on you and be really mean. She's probably a Gemini. She's really flirty and pretty but never trust her. Some people call her Wilma which is a hurricane that killed a lot of people. never trust a Wilta, you have to trust me on this.
Person A: *crying* My best friend just betrayed me!
Person B: Was it Wilta?
Person A: Y-yeah....
Person B: I'm not suprised.