portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

contrivium

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.

engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"

jackhamspaxrillhoesaw

the unholy combination of a jackhammer, a hammer, a sword, a pickaxe, an axe, a drill, a hoe, and a chainsaw. we have gone too far. there is no going back. comes with an optional Swiss army knife attachment.

"work has been so much easier now that I finally bought that jackhamspaxrillhoesaw! now I can do everything with just one tool!"

rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet

guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"

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anpotato

proper noun
me :)

one of the names I use on the internet is anpotato.