bi-winning

When you're owning so hard at life, people just can't keep up with you. No one can process you with a normal brain and you don't expect them to. You're doing 7 gram rocks because that's how you roll. You've got magic and poetry in your fingertips most of the time (including during naps). You've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You've got fire-breathing fists and are ready, able and willing to prove it in the octagon. You're an F-18 and you will destroy anyone in the air and deploy your ordinance on the ground. You're tired of pretending you're not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars. Defeat is so completely not an option, it doesn't even exist.

Andrea Canning: "Some people are saying you're bi-polar."

Charlie Sheen: "I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning."

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