friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them

Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."

same hat

Something you exclaim when you and another person have the same item of clothing, idea, object, etc.

Person A, wearing limited edition 2003 Mickey Mouse socks: Same hat!
Person B, wearing limited edition 2003 Mickey Mouse socks: Same hat!

Person A: Where do you want to eat?
Person B & Person C: Taco Bell.
Person B: Same hat!
Person C: Same hat!

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