Sarnoing

Verb
A passive form of stalking
Sarnoing is when you or someone you know tries for months, maybe years on end to attract a female partner, most likely just to bang them, but you (most likely) unknowingly go about it creepily, or you flat out fail.

“Dude, he’s totally sarnoing that waitress. She’s not even that hot.”

Sarnoing

A passive form of stalking

Sarnoing starts with a simple minded man who is lonely and most likely has nothing better to do but try to attract a girl who is beautiful to the sarnoer, but borderline attractive to everyone else.

Sarnoing is a process that happens over the span of months to years to try and bang a girl who is most likely a waitress who wants nothing to do with the sarnoer. This rarely succeeds, but about 90% of the time always ends up with the girl either avoiding him completely, or calling him out as a creep.

Examples:
“I’m pretty damn sure that guy over there is sarnoing that waitress. I’ve seen him sitting at that same table for probably half a year now. What a creep.”

“It’s about time I put my two weeks notice in, that guy is such a creep. I think he’s one of those sarnoers I’ve heard about.”