Gympanzee

gym-pan-zee
Noun
A young, often metrosexual, male homosapien. Can be distinguished from other members of the species by their lack of shirt in profile pictures, their fondness for drop neck vests, and the amount of time they spend looking at other mens bodies in gyms. Not necessarily homosexual, but not smart enough to realise that by posting half-naked pictures of themselves online that it's mostly men looking at them. Can often be found strutting around populated areas at weekends wearing shirts two sizes too small for them, showing off their guns. Act tough, but when actually involved in physical altercations can be heard making a distinctive "Not the face" noise. Often become a gympanzee as a result of being a wimpy adolescent.

Look at that ridiculous looking gympanzee. Whatever happened to the real men?

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