social club

Is a term used to identify a collective of ass clowns who voluntarily choose to don denim vests with uncreative embroidered patches affixed to the back of their vests in order to differentiate themselves from other individuals wearing the same ridiculous attire. Moreover, the peculiar practice is very contradictory, as many of these ass clowns prefer to hang out with people from different "social clubs" all while fantasizing they belong to the same club, which completely defeats the purpose of wearing different patches. Individuals unfamiliar with their practices labeled these ass clowns as gangs, due to the fact their attire pathetically mimics the attire worn by motorcycle clubs. However, ass clowns belonging to "social clubs" do not have to worry about any real threat from any motorcycle club, as these ass clowns are only found loitering at or around Disney amusement parks, places where motorcycle clubs usually do not venture. Nonetheless, said ass clowns like to make their presence on social media known by creating profiles for their "social club" and constantly uploading photos of themselves with obnoxious hashtags, such as #Ohana, #DifferentPatchSameLove, or #SundayFunday. It is strongly advised to stay clear of these ass clowns as associating with them may lower your IQ.

"Hi! Here have a button!"

"Nah, I'm good. I just came to get on some rides not join a social club!"

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